First of all, a big congratulations to Jasper T. Wilhite. It’d been 34 years ago since he was awarded the coveted “World’s Greatest Lover Award” by a girl named Lisa. As she remarked in the certificate – deftly hidden inside a Commodores record – “You’re the best.”

I for one will never be able to hear “Three Times a Lady” again without wondering if Jasper is somewhere right now, making sweet love to another lucky lady. Maybe even Lisa? Were there wedding bells? Okay, sorry, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Just come get you record, Jasper. And remind yourself why you were once (and could still be) the world’s greatest lover.

(Contributed by William Elbert)