Discovered in Portland, Oregon in 2003. A collector placed an ad in the Willamette Week newspaper offering to give away his LP collection to anybody who came over to haul them away. He had converted them all to digital and had no use for records anymore.

There are a lot of mysteries on the record sleeve. Perhaps its backstory went something like this…

“Hey, Dave. Dave! Wake up, man. Your applications are due. Yeah, I think it’s gonna cost…I don’t know, lemme see. $202, okay?”

Or maybe it was something else. You tell me, Dave.

(Contributed by Patrick Wensink)