Is your name Amy and/or Brian? Are you missing a well-worn copy of the Lionel Richie solo record, Lionel, which at one point was the soundtrack to your relationship?

On the album cover’s back, the song “My Love” is underlined, and an arrow points to it with the declaration “Amy + Brian.”

I have your record if you want it. Are you guys still together? I hope you’re still together. Does the other person’s love still blow your mind all the time? Is your love so strong that you know where you belong? Have you not heard that song in, like, forever?

You should get the album back and listen to it and slow dance or something, and remember when your feelings for each other were so new and uncomplicated that they could be summed up perfectly by Lionel Richie.

(Contributed by Eric Spitznagel)